Dunwich Dynamo: Part 3

Time constraints lately have stopped my blogging in its tracks (new job) but I hope to pick up things again later this year. In the meantime a couple of memories of the 2010 Dunwich Dynamo:

Second funniest moment of the ride: At the burger stop half way to Dunwich, hundreds of cyclists stopped in the dark queuing for refreshment, and a voice roars out of the dark at the far side of the car park “If you must piss on someone’s bike Dave, make sure it’s Shimano equipped!”

Funniest moment (in hindsight): Some samaritan had set up a bacon butty and coffee stall in their garden, I and many other cyclists found it just before dawn. I queued up and bought a bacon butty and a coffee. In delicious anticipation I walked across the narrow lane to sit on the grassy bank behind my bike, then promptly fell 6 feet into an agricultural ditch buried in the long grass, dropping my precious coffee and butty in the process…

Best moment: Coming down that last hill into Dunwich, still feeling pretty good and seeing the seafront.

Dunwich Dynamo Part 2: The Start

I met up with Steve in Richmond. When I arrived he handed me a bottle of Duchy Original ale. Great idea I thought, it’s a bit hot. So I drank it pretty much in one gulp.

“The beer was for the celebration in Dunwich” Steve informed me.

“Just saving weight” I improvised, slightly embarrassed.

He handed me a plate of paella (Steve’s a brilliant chef) “Is this for now?” I checked.

“Eat up, we’ll need plenty of fuel” came the reply. I ate it. Definitely the right way to start.

We then toddled off to Richmond Station. So did about 97 other cyclists it appeared. On the platform we all looked dumbfoundedly at each other then shrugged and got on the train. There were about 6 bikes just in our carriage door. All going to the Dunwich Dynamo. All first timers. Looking along the train there seemed to be about 6 bikes in each doorway. That’s 6 carriages, 2 doors each, around 70 bikes on one small suburban train. It was quite amusing to see the look of confusion on people’s faces as they tried to get on at the other stations along the route, expecting a quiet Saturday afternoon journey and being confronted by an improbable number of cyclists. It certainly got pretty crowded but we moved up to make space as best we could.

We got to Hackney Central and started what was to be the pattern for the rest of the event – followed other bikes who sort of knew where to go.  At the Pub in the Park there were hundreds of cyclists milling about.  There were over 60’s, under 20’s, and slightly overweight 40 year olds like me and Steve, and the bikes were all sorts – road racers, courier types on fixies, classic racers, classic three speeders, Bromptons, MTBs, hybrids and even what can only be described as “grunge” bikes, ridden by wild looking crusty/feral types. All amazing and the atmosphere was incredible.

People were departing in small groups from around 7.30 pm on. We left at 8.00 pm and quickly tagged onto a bunch of probably about 30 cyclists. We got through the streets of Hackney quite rapidly and headed out on a steady climb into Epping Forest, joining up with other groups as we went.

Once on the open road you could get an idea of the scale of it. A cacophony of hundreds of red flashing tail lights twinkled into the distance as far as the eye could see. In dual lane sections we took over the entire outside lane. It was an amazing demonstration of the power and popularity of the humble bicycle.

After about an hour or so it was dusk and we needed those lights. Unfortunately although the event was planned for a full moon it was cloudy and gloomy so it got dark quite fast. My new light seemed to do the trick and Steve had his mega searchlight in reserve for the really dark bits.

Being new to this we had discussed pace and decided to take a cautious approach. We’re both reasonably fit from regular commuting (20 miles a day for me, closer to 40 for Steve). But I had not ridden a distance like this in a very long time (25 years ago) and Steve never had. S0, aware of the long distance to be travelled, we both consciously held our speed back.

Initially sitting on about 20 kph we got bored after a while – it seemed the effort was in slowing down and I knew that would drive me crazy, so we relaxed and the speed crept up to 25, then 30 kph. That seemed faster than quite a few people so we were catching up on small groups and steadily moving through them and on to the next group, and so on. Of course there were plenty travelling quicker than us too. But as we both found 30 to be a comfortable pace we stuck to it, pretty steadily up the gentle gradients, on the flats, and sometimes a bit quicker down the other side. As it turned out that was the right call to make and we comfortably held that pace for the entire trip, give or take a bit.

Our first stop, was right on dusk in a little village whose name escapes me. The informal nature of the ride was brilliant, at various points you’d see clumps of people stopped for a chat, a bite to eat, a few photos and then back on their way. Usually the stops were in villages along the way, frequently outside pubs but most people didn’t buy anything. As it panned out we probably stopped about once an hour throughout the night.

According to my odometer we’d covered 20 km since the start, so already 10% of the way (I was calculating on 200 km, actually it was 186). It felt good to be 10% there already but also daunting. I wasn’t sure we could do 9 more of these. My legs were fine but my neck was killing me. I was already aching from the unfamiliar road riding position (I hadn’t ridden the Bianchi for 2 years). We chatted to a couple of riders stopped near us, they were having a few aches and pains as well so we swapped complaints in a jokey sort of way. I popped 2 more Ibuprofen, ate an Anzac Biscuit, drank some Lucozade Sport and then we were back in the saddle.

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Pre-history, before MTBs

Once upon a time there was no such thing as a Mountain Bike. And it wasn’t that long ago. I love MTBs and probably 90% of my riding in the last 10 years has been on MTBs, but when someone first told me, in about 1984, that there was a bike called “Mountain Bike” that was like a big BMX with fat tyres and gears I thought it was a stupid idea. “It’ll never take off” I said. “Where can one of those go that a 10 speed can’t? They’ll just be heavy and slow on the road and barely more effective off it.”

And although that seems a crazy view now, at the time I thought I had a point, based on our recent touring experiences and a healthy dose of precocious arrogance. I was of course ultimately wrong, although perhaps not entirely so – early MTBs often were tank like. Raleigh Grifter anyone? On the other hand you could never say that about the brilliant 1983 Specialized Stumpjumper

The discussion was taking place at Raspin’s Beach campsite, in Orford, Tasmania. I had set off from Hobart that  morning at 5 am with my friends Andrew, Stu and David. Now we were 80 hilly kilometres and one day in to our planned week long cycling, walking and camping tour of Maria Island, just off the coast of Tasmania. The Raspin’s Beach campsite was the staging point till we caught the ferry early next morning.

We all rode 10 speed road bikes, biased towards touring with racks, panniers and in some cases modified gearing with wider range gear clusters. They had 27″ wheels and I think we had all upgraded at least some components to alloy, like “cotterless” cranks, alloy stems, and alloy wheels with quick release hubs. The frames were steel and I think most were reasonably decent grade  “chrome-moly” tubing. They weren’t as heavy as you might think and were surprisingly sturdy.

David had toured a couple of times before, and last time he had invited me to accompany him to Bruny Island’s Labillardiere Peninsula a year earlier, a round trip of about 200km, over half of which was on dirt roads and tracks. Andrew and Stu, both good friends of mine, had joined us for this latest tour to another island, Maria. Fired with enthusiasm we had planned an ambitious programme of further tours for the coming year.

That day we had followed the main highway to the north of town, reaching Bridegwater Bridge at the outskirts by sunrise. We rode up the old East Coast highway, built mostly by convicts in the 1850’s and punctuated by such landmarks (and obstacles) as Grass Tree Hill, Bust Me Gall Hill, Black Charlie’s Opening (cue schoolboy humour), Buckland Straight and then twisting down through the narrow, rocky Prosser Gorge, passed all the way by giant, speeding, heavily loaded log trucks, carting Tasmania’s old growth forest away to make woodchips for Japanese paper mills. We reached Orford in the late afternoon and set up camp at Raspin’s Beach, in view of the looming bulk of Mount Maria in the distance across the water. In Tasmania we don’t have much flat land – even the islands are usually half drowned mountains. The next morning we took our bikes on the ferry to Maria Island, heavily loaded with tents, food, water and other kit.

On Maria Island, a National Park and the scene of an early convict settlement from Tasmania’s past when it was called Van Diemen’s Land, there is a lot of wildlife. The animals seem less timid on the island and can at times be surprisingly forthright. Emus ran up behind us and stole food from our panniers. Wombats occasionally blocked our path, but were more often spotted comically trying to “hide” head first in a bush half their size, on an otherwise open plain.  Tasmanian Devils and possums kept us awake at night, screeching, shrieking and fighting over the right to raid our tents. But most of all I remember the magnificent Forester kangaroos, Tasmania’s only roo breed but the second largest of all roos after the Red. The males reach around 6 foot tall and in mating season they have huge, savage fights for the rights to the females. They have massive powerful feet and claws that would seriously maim or kill a person if they tried. Thankfully in the main they are gentle. I’d say they are a lot like deer and I wouldn’t want to get the wrong side of a stag either.

In the days to follow we cycled over probably 60 or 70 km of rocky and sandy tracks on the island in at times blistering heat. We used our friction, non-indexed gears very effectively and ploughed our bikes, so heavily loaded you could feel the frames flexing, through mud, sand, river crossings and loose gravel. The bikes were surprisingly capable and surefooted in such rough terrain.

One hot afternoon later in the week, we cycled to the southern extremity of Maria Island. Our destination was Robbins Farm (I think that was the name), now abandoned and overgrown since Maria had been declared a National Park in about 1970. Having explored the ruins with boyish curiosity we turned for “home” – our base camp at Chinaman’s Bay, just north of the isthmus. The afternoon return ride was in blistering heat, probably 35 degrees. It was slow, hot going. Ploughing in low range gears through the soft dry sand on the isthmus joining North and South Maria Island together, there was a sudden almighty CRACK, like a gunshot. I saw a piece of something small and black fly through the air in front of my bike, and then realised the sound was my front tyre blowing out in the heat. The hot sand had been too much for my rather worn tyre, still running at high pressure, and it had blown a massive hole in the sidewall.

We patched the tyre up with gaffer tape on the inside and repaired the tube with a giant patch (it had literally lost a pea sized piece of rubber). I ran on reduced pressures for the rest of the journey, including the 100km ride back to Hobart. This was the only flat or mechanical failure we had for the entire trip, a round journey of probably 150km with intermediate journeys of 10-30 km at a time all week in harsh terrain. It is hard to believe it now, but we did all of this on what were in fact standard road going “10 speeds” – 5 cogs on the rear, 2 on the front. Realistically we had probably 7 actual gears to choose from. It’s easy to forget where it’s possible to go with skinny tyres, few gears and no suspension.

Seeing I’ve recently got back in touch with Andrew via Facebook I’m going to ask if he has any photos from this trip. I lost mine years ago. Interestingly he still rides, I think he has a Giant Trance now. And I have a couple of Marin hardtails.

So yes, MTBs won that particular argument in the end.

Dunwich Dynamo Part 1

Some time ago my mate Steve suggested I join him on some insane overnight ride called the “Dunwich Dynamo”. To get him off my case I said yes and thought very little more of it. He rang me a couple of months later to remind me and, realising it was very soon I said sorry, no. It sounded like no fun at all, riding from Hackney in North-East London to Dunwich, 120 miles away on the Suffolk coast. Especially as the ride STARTS at 8.00 PM and goes overnight.

Nuts I thought. I’ll never do that.

A week later after maybe slightly more wine than is sensible, my wife said I should do it. Momentarily enthused I rang Steve and said I’d join him after all. Next day I got up and thought “What an idiot”. I didn’t even have any decent lights since my last lot got nicked off my commuter bike in February and I’ve been commuting in the daylight over summer. And I didn’t want to put lights on my lovely Bianchi which is still pretty immaculate after 3 years (mostly cos I hardly ride it, commuting on my old Marin Pioneer Trail and taking my other Marin Northside Trail away on weekends for some mud play).

That said, once I was really committed I got pretty excited about it. I had 3 days to get ready so I ordered a new light pronto I didn’t want to go crazy but it had to be good enough for dark roads and to use in winter for commuting. I like Cateye kit so I took a look at Wiggle’s offerings and ordered a Cateye HL-EL530 LED for £32.79. It got me through the night and almost lasted the distance – see my review.

Anyway I read a few things online and took some tips from those who had gone before. My own list will be added below when I can find the scrap of card I wrote it on.

Stuff to wear:

  • Cycle shorts (I used MTB shorts with lots of pockets and a lycra cycle short “inner”)
  • Cycle top (short sleeved) – again lots of pockets, and windproof
  • Bodyglide (for groin area, stops chafing)
  • Helmet – duh!
  • If cold (it wasn’t) a “Buff” for the neck is great, as are removable sleeves/leggings.
  • Specs with clear lenses
  • Decent cycling gloves
  • Light backpack. I got (at the last minute) a small Bikehut pack from Halfords… it was cheap (£25) and had the clips and separate section suitable for a Camelbak bladder. I have 2 Camelbaks and have never used them as you can’t carry stuff with them so this was ideal. With careful packing I was able to get everything else in as well.
  • Camelbak bladder (to insert in pack)
  • 2 x Water bottles and cages (on bike, obviously)
  • Crossbar bag (ideal for mobile phone and energy gels)

Stuff to pack:

  • Food:
  • Anzac Biscuits (traditional Aussie sustenance rations) with extra golden syrup in recipe to make it chewy and sugary
  • “Go” energy gel packs (various flavours, they are all horrible) – I took 10, 1 per hour.
  • 1 x “Smart” Gel (laced with serious caffeine, brilliant!) – save it for the “low” of around 2.30 am and only use one
  • Camelbak bladder full of H2O (in Bikehut small cycling pack)
  • Lucozade sport – 1 in bottle (in cage), 1 disposable on backpack to have early on
  • Water bottle (in cage)
  • Extra stuff:
  • Mobile phone
  • Camera
  • Money (including small change as they often run out at stalls en route)
  • Ibuprofen (great for my back, I’m getting older)
  • First aid kit + space blanket + plasters (why are these not in First aid kits?)
  • Chap stick
  • Travel towel (for the dip in the sea at Dunwich). To be honest I couldn’t be arsed this year when the time came but maybe next year…
  • Flip flops (beats walking about in cleats once you get there)
  • Bike Stuff:
  • Multitool (with a chain breaker)
  • Spare 700c inner tube and patch kit
  • Tyre levers
  • Small pump
  • Lights (front and rear) plus a flashing LED armband
  • Spare batteries for head and tail lamps
  • Cable ties
  • Gaffer (Duck/Duct) tape
  • Things I packed and didn’t need:
  • Bike lock
  • Second inner tube (overkill)
  • OS Map. Will probably take it again anyway but almost definitely not needed
  • Lightweight fluoro rain jacket. Will take it again next year.
  • Head torch
  • Things I didn’t pack but should have:
  • Spare small headlamp (for safety in case main one breaks)
  • Sandwiches. Good honest food would have been lovely en route.
  • Track pants/top. I travelled light and my lovely wife met me there anyway with said items but if going unsupported these would be good if it gets cold. (It didn’t in 2010…)

The main event info is at Southwark Cyclists‘ page. They do a brilliant job organising what is in effect a free event. Additionally what I found useful in preparing was this blog, particularly the replies and suggestions from others.

Needless to say, it was brilliant and I’m definitely back again next year, hopefully on one of my vintage bikes (yet to be restored). I’ll write about the ride itself shortly.

Just found a nice succinct first timer’s summary of this year’s event here.

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